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"That'd be a huge story, Gerald Ford dying and you coming out."3. Chevy Chase: "Word Association" (1975)
"What'd you say?"4. Tom Hanks: "Mr. Belvedere Fan Club" (1992)
"But I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key."5. Chris Rock: Monologue (2014)"These Toyotas are practically free at last."6. Amy Poehler: "Sarah Palin Rap" (2008)
"Can I get a what, what from the senior section?"7. Christopher Walken: "Centaur Job Interview" (2001)"If I were to watch centaur porn, but with the bottom of the screen blocked out with a piece of cardboard, would I find the human halves of the female actresses appealing?"8. Kristen Wiig: "Today Show: Regis Philbin Stops By" (2011)
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"No humps for this camel—only toe."9. Maya Rudolph: "Super Showcase" (2012)
"You said 'beef.' Which is wrong."10. Will Ferrell: "More Cowbell" (2000)
"I find Gene's cowbell-playing distracting."11. Eddie Murphy: "James Brown's Celebrity Hot-Tub Party" (1983)
"Should I get in the hot tub?"12. Derek Jeter: "Derek Jeter's Taco Hole" (2001)
"Just off Route 3, there's a place called Nutley, New Jersey."13. Dan Aykroyd: "Royal Deluxe II" (1977)
"Performing circumcision is demanding."14. Justin Timberlake: "3-Way (The Golden Rule)" (2011)"This rule dates back to ancient Greece."15. Jimmy Fallon: "Jimmy Mirror" (2011)"He's got the best ponytail—so sick."16. Steve Martin: "Toonces the Cat" (1992)
"I guess I just assumed he could drive."17. Adam Sandler: "The Hanukkah Song" (1994)
"He converted."18. Peyton Manning: "United Way Spoof" (2007)
"Just a few hours of Peyton's time helps create childhood memories that will last a lifetime."19. Tina Fey: "Girls Promo" (2013)
"You are unpaid prostitute?"20. Mike Myers: "Wayne's World" (1990)
"Dear Wayne, what does Garth think about when Wayne is talking?"21. Melissa McCarthy: "Arlene" (2011)
"Do you like your coffee pretty hot, Tim?"22. Jerry Seinfeld: "World War II 101" (1992)
"Mr. Thompson, the French are still in Europe today."23. Robert De Niro: "Three Wise Guys" (2013)
"Eh, that's not north—that's up."24. Paul Simon: "Thanksgiving" (1976)
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"And we talked about the old times, and we drank ourselves some beers."25. Molly Shannon: "Mary Katherine Gallagher at St. Monica's Talent Show Audition" (1995)
"My grandmother is my legal guardian, and she lives in a motorized wheelchair, and she says I bear a very strong resemblance to a young Elizabeth Taylor."26. Bill Murray: "Bill Murray's Apology" (1977)
"I saw you on the show Saturday night, and you stunk."27. Kanye West: "Power" (2010)"They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation."28. Jack Nicholson: "Helen Hunt Monologue—Jack Nicholson Impressions" (1997)
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."29. Jim Carrey: "Jacuzzi Lifeguard" (1996)
"Next thing you know, a body goes under and there's bloated carcass stuck in the filter."30. Taylor Swift: "Roomies" (2009)
"Who wants some blankets?"31. Paul McCartney: "Cut Me Some Slack" (2012)"Set me free."32. Garrett Morris: "News for the Hard of Hearing" (1975)"Francisco Franco is still dead."33. Andy Samberg in "Lazy Sunday" (2005)
"Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route."34. Martin Short: "Ed Grimley" (1984)
"You sure like talking about Wheel of Fortune ."35. Betty White: "Lawrence Welk" (2010)
"Daughters?"36. Bill Hader: "Stefon" (2011)
"Booooooooof, with nine O's."37. Jane Curtin: "Point Counterpoint" (1979)
"I suppose that kind of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to you."38. Jon Hamm: "Jon Hamm's John Ham" (2008)
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"If you're as busy as I am, every day you have to make a decision: 'Am I going to eat lunch, or am I going to go to the bathroom?'"39. Laraine Newman: "Catching Up with the Coneheads" (1979)
"I had to walk ten dextrons knee-deep in far-lite crystals each day to a little red one-room data center."40. Norm Macdonald: "Weekend Update" (1994)
"Now you look at him and think blood clot."41. Seth Meyers: "Pranksters" (2003)
"Some would call her a queen-size Stiffly Stifferson, but I call her my sister."42. Jason Sudeikis: "Just Friends Booty Shorts" (2012)
"Tired of you and your straight friend being mistaken for a homosexual couple?"43. Paul Rudd: "What Up with That?" (2010)
"You got it, dude."44. David Spade: "Matt Foley: Talking to Kids about Drugs" (1993)
"Hey Dad, I can't see real good—is that Bill Shakespeare there?"45. Kerry Washington: "Michelle Obama at the White House" (2013)
"Is Jay Z with her?"46. Fred Armisen: "History of Punk" (2013)
"Oy, that's the prime minister you're talking about."47. James Franco: "Porn Stars" (2014)"You don't ned a Ph-dong in porn to appreciate seersucker yachts."48. Zach Galifianakis: "Darrell's House" (2013)
"I want you to put a doorbell effect in there, right after I say, 'Guest.'"