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Where is it? Cheam, which I learned today is not the name of a small, ugly, unpalatable fish, and is instead a place, somewhere near Sutton;
What is there to do locally? There is a place nearby called "Nonsuch Park", apparently, although honestly that sounds like a joke. An online guide to Cheam also says there is a place called "The Feedwell Café". Some very literal place-names in Cheam, aren't there. What a place. What an odd, odd place. I bet there are some real unexplained deaths around there.
Alright, how much are they asking? £650! Six hundred! And fifty! Pounds!
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Some notes: there is a reason this opportunity is "rare", and that is: not many people have the temerity to rent a shed in their garden. Yes, you would have to get on with the housemates, seeing as you have to trudge inside of their house to piss, shit and make sandwiches. "Would suit someone private" is, I assume, because if someone's friend comes over and goes, "Mate, you're living in a shed," realisation might hit and the person living in a shed might suddenly discover they are living in a shed, and move out.Rare opportunity to rent this log cabin , lovely size on TVs radio and fridge ,also microwave beautiful part of leafy south cream , free parking in side road , 2 min walk to bust stop 470 to cheam Sutton , or epson , would suit someone private , shared kitchen and toilet , must fit in with other housemates
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