Alabaster Pizzo

After finding a painting that looks just like her, Jeanie delves into her past as an Italian countess.

Ralphie and Jeanie find out that opening a trendy restaurant with a gimmick is way harder than they expected.

After dying her hair green goes extremely wrong, Jeanie starts trending in the local news.

Ralphie is thirty and Jeanie needs help throwing him a last-minute party.

Jeanie is all amped up about a meteor shower and Ralphie got an air conditioner from a drug bust.

Jeanie is making Ralphie go to the beach with her in a comic that is very true to what it's actually like trying to go to the beach when you live in New York City.

Ralphie and Jeanie decide it's time to make their home nicer.

When Jeanie's ceramics lesson is canceled she learns to play the guitar, to the disappointment of her boyfriend.

Ralphie and Jeanie have never met their roommate so they venture inside his room and discover wonderful things.

Ralphie is scared of alien movies because he was abducted by them as a child.

Jeanie's got kid fever so she and Ralphie go volunteer at a nearby daycare. It's adorable and hilarious!

Ralphie and Jeanie are broke so they dig up their college time capsule.