Andrew Earles

Music

What Did and Didn't Suck at Record Store Day 2014

Record Store Day is a time every third Saturday in April when vinyl nerds worldwide spend hours in line outside music shops and drop hundreds of dollars on waxy black discs. Some of it's good, and some of it should be avoided like botulism.
Andrew Earles
4.22.14
Chunklet to Go Go

Metal's Lost Survivalist Endeavors of the 1990s - Volume 1: Helloween

It's common knowledge that several forms of metal weathered a serious beating at the hands of 90s alt-rock, with hair-metal forced into a well-deserved dirt-nap. The adaptive gestures executed by many of these bands constitutes a collective phenomenon...
Andrew Earles
6.12.13
Chunklet to Go Go

Vinyl and Ebay: A Fascinating Relationship (Volume Two)

At some point last year, an acquaintance made me aware of RecordFlipper, a blog that aims to serve as an investment tip sheet for the release and future release of hyperlimited vinyl titles. I decided to interview one of the main flippers about it.
Andrew Earles
2.27.13
Chunklet to Go Go

Vinyl and Ebay: A Fascinating Relationship

Ok, so why did you open and handle the record with your big, fluid-gorged sausage fingers? Why can I see the record in your picture? Because you needed to check the color? Check this color, hoss (helps to visualize an extended middle digit right now).
Andrew Earles
10.3.12
Chunklet to Go Go

Steve Miller's Account of Intercepting a Box of Records Addressed to His Son

Fan Fiction based on inner dialogues of hilarious generational dissonance: legendary classic rock guitarist Steve Miller’s first-person account.
Andrew Earles
8.22.12
Music

The One-Month, Nine-Day Anniversary of Record Store Day 2012 (Or) A Stroll Through eBay

Some writing on the bad writing it inspired.
Andrew Earles
5.30.12
1994

Mother Of All Strangers

I’m going to wager that a widely understood chronological line of demarcation is drawn in the Matador Records catalog, denoting an “After” good-times vibe and a “Before Slanted and Enchanted” soul-sucking vortex of...
Andrew Earles
10.1.09
The Talking Issue

A Very, Very Important Q&A With American Idol Judge Kara Dioguardi

We threw the best prank caller in the world on this fucking American Idol call. He only got one question in among the robots and shit stains, but it’s a funny one.
Andrew Earles
10.2.08
The Talking Issue

Records

TWENTY-ONE INTERVIEWS IN TWO DAYS WHILE RECUPERATING FROM A BURST APPENDIX.
Andrew Earles
10.1.08
Travel

The Vice Guide to Festivals

When Vice approached me about writing a guide to music (and arts!) festivals, the rollicking extravaganzas were the last thing on my mind as I mulled over the ugly prospect of pitching reviews of shatterproof phone receivers to American Jail ...
Andrew Earles
1.1.00