Benjamin Korman

Make this Father’s Day the greatest fucking baseball cap your dad ever wore!

Don’t hate the Hunger Player, hate the Hunger Game.

Here are some trendy statements you can make by swathing your kids’ bodies in fabric.

Deconstructing the Mount Rushmore of shitty dads.

Don’t name them Benjamin. THAT’S MY NAME! I OWN IT!

Your kids probably spend a lot of time playing violent video games. Make sure you say “BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!” when explaining ejaculation.

Every time you breastfeed your child, a dairy farmer slaughters one of his cows just to prove a point.

Here are a few fun tips for how to prepare your children for the tribulations of adult life.

Here are two 90s sex jams that I have altered to be about parenting.

Was I prepared to be a teenage dad?

Step aside, tiger mothers. There's a jungle out there.