Chloe Cross

Jeg slugte shots, kinesiske urter, urin fra biller og selv en Viagra-vin til kvinder i min kamp for at blive pisseliderlig.

​For 28 days, Mark Farid will remain in one room, experiencing his every waking moment through the eyes of another human being.

I got in touch with the 'Deaditor-in-Chief' (ugh) to find out.

The world's biggest sperm bank is refusing to accept their semen.

Before you berate me for immediately assuming these dolls are for pedophiles, consider that there is no male counterpart, they wear lingerie, and just look at the pictures. Also, most of the customers are adult men. Weird, huh?

You know what's at the absolute top of my birthday list this year? A necklace made out of greasy cat fur balls, rolled up into pretty little orbs and encased in wire. Thank Christ I live in 2013, the exact time in history that San Francisco artist...

Charlie Tuesday Gates might make you puke.

An interview with the unrepentant editor of Breaking Boy News.

To discover why anyone would make a toy that allows children to mock-lactate, I called up Berjuan Toys, the makers of the Breastmilk Baby, and talked to an anonymous spokesman. Turns out they think we're the creepy ones.

I mean, it's lovely, but it also makes me want to throw up.

A book I stole from a hospital waiting room the other day called 'Make Your Own Sex Toys: A Practical Guide to a Better Love Life' instructs you on how to make the moist out of average household items like cucumbers, elastic, and curtain rings.

Lots of girls (not all of them, just the ones like me, the ones with hair and tits and smartphones) are really fucking weird. We spend a scary amount of time deciphering texts from losers with potentially cute dicks, and often we can't make heads or...