Jabbari Weekes

There are no days without Weekes. There is no month without Weekes. There is no Leap year, Julian, Sidereal, Tropical, Anomalistic, Draconic, Lunar, Vague, Heliacal, Sothic, Gaussian, Besselian, Galactic year... without Weekes.

Ja Rule and Metallica’s Lost Rap-Metal Atrocity Is Worse than Fyre Festival

Watch this hilarious 2002 video of Swizz Beatz convincing these rap and metal titans that “We Did It Again” is actually a good song.

This Bootleg Netflix Drake Documentary Is The Purest Form of Agony

'Drake: Rewriting the Rules' is a new entry in a line of garbage, basic documentaries about Drake without Drake.

Jill Scott Is Trying To Dismantle 'No Nut November'

During a live performance, the neo-soul and self-love queen put on a grand showcase of her divine talents on the mic. Yes, we mean that sexually.

Jabbari Weekes

11.13.18

Essays

Is PUSHA-T Rap's Greatest Villain?

The rapper's ongoing beef with Drake makes one thing for certain: Push lives for this shit.

Jabbari Weekes

10.18.18

New music

Oh Boy, Future and Juice WRLD Team for the Extremely Smooth "Fine China"

Hopefully, this means a proper Future album is on the way.

Jabbari Weekes

10.15.18

stream of the crop

Stream of the Crop: 5 New Albums for Heavy Rotation

New albums from Lil Wayne and The Pom-Poms top this week's list.

Kendrick Lamar and Lil Wayne Are a Perfect Student-Master Duo on "Mona Lisa"

The 'Carter V' stand out is the long-awaited collaboration of two of the best rappers alive.

Jabbari Weekes

9.28.18

Open Submission Wednesdays

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 23

You're all on timeout after this one.

Nicki Minaj Used Queen Radio to Talk About Cardi B and Her Shoe

Funk Flex DJ sets! Drake/Meek talk! All in a day's work for Apple Music's new shock jock!

Jabbari Weekes

9.10.18

New music

The Story of the Lebron James and Kevin Durant Song That Didn't Need to Exist

Anyways, the full song is apparently out because 2018 won't stop.

Jabbari Weekes

9.7.18

Noisey News

Breaking Down Nicki Minaj’s Absurdly Outrageous Beats 1 Takeover

In typical fashion, the rapper provided blunt, often times ridiculous takes on her new album 'Queen.'

RIP (???) to OVO Fest, Toronto's Number One Source of FOMO

After eight good years, Drake's OVO Fest has come to a quiet end. We think.

Jabbari Weekes

8.7.18

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