Jordan Mallory

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The World Needs This Frog Friendship Sim from the Makers of ‘Neko Atsume’

Have fun storming the castle!
Jordan Mallory
1.10.18
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This Planet Wants You To Improve It, but It Won't Like Anything You Do

Will 'This Little Planet' ever be perfect? It's a hard ask.
Jordan Mallory
12.18.17
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I Am The Boss Of All Velociraptor Princesses

I think I need to lay down.
Jordan Mallory
11.8.17
heat signature

Halloween Brings Skeletons, Ghosts, Skeleton Ghosts to 'Heat Signature'

In space, no one can hear the cartoon xylophone noises your ribs make.
Jordan Mallory
10.27.17
YouTube

This Twitter Bot Reposts YouTube Intros, Existential Darkness

@MyNewIntro is a drip feed of absurdity from YouTube’s deepest cracks.
Jordan Mallory
9.29.17
Street Fighter

'Street Fighter 2' Is Back, Sold out, Might Set Your SNES on Fire

M. Bison says: “Only (shor)yuken prevent SNES fires.”
Jordan Mallory
9.1.17
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This Puzzle Game is My Life Right Now

Hey, work? Yeah, sorry, I need to fill in all these squares. Mm hmm. No, it can’t. Alright, well I’ll pick up my last check after I fill in all these squares.
Jordan Mallory
8.25.17
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Play this Lovely Game About Petting Pups at a Party

'Pet the Pup at the Party' lovingly distills the sensation of relieving social anxiety by finding a dog.
Jordan Mallory
8.18.17
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A Game that Lets You Become a YouTube ASMR Idol

ASMR you ready to become a star?
Jordan Mallory
8.14.17
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Birds and Butts Abound in this Rhythm Game Prototype

'Songbird Symphony' is birdie rockin’ everywhere.
Jordan Mallory
8.11.17
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Make Your Own Pearler Without Spilling 4 Million Beads Everywhere

Even if it’s a little ugly, it’ll still end up on the fridge because YOU made it, and that’s what matters.
Jordan Mallory
8.4.17
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A Mysterious Game That Only Speaks in Morse Code

'The Prisoner' asks: are a few short words enough to judge someone’s character?
Jordan Mallory
7.24.17
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