Laura Roscioli

Do oysters make you horny? Turns out, yes, slimy molluscs are an aphrodisiac – if you eat enough of them.

From cartoon viruses to images of the Virgin Mary in a face mask, tattooists everywhere are getting requests for COVID art.

I felt bad just once, when a guy's wife found us naked on the couch.

Here are some photos of the body I once hated, and how that changed.

"We can’t go a single day without a difficult moment."

"When isolation started we were having sex like twice a day."

"There's a new depressing thing on the news every 10 minutes. Throwing down wine is the only way to ignore it."

"Stuck in handcuffs in office bathroom."

According to research, one in 10 say it after a week. But as we discovered, most people wait a lot longer.

"Scott Morrison did the whole 'oh shit I forgot my card' bit. His colleague had to pick up the bill."

"I think it’d be a 'go with the flow' type feeling. I'd be sitting against a wall, my eyes half closed, I'd feel numb and soft like a cloud—maybe I'd be wearing a beanie?"

We spoke to a mountaineer about the effect high altitude has on blood pressure... and dicks.