Marie Le Conte

The Tories aren't in power, at least not in this subreddit

Teen admins, shady ads and an origin story that begins with Alex from Glasto – how exactly did PFA get so big, only to disappear so dramatically?

Number 10 loves a culture war, but MPs inside the UK party sound weary.

"I think everyone's just wondering, working in that Petri dish, when it's going to be us or if we've got it already."

The embattled minister is the perfect politician for 2020's discordant politics.

"90 percent of the media, politicians and pundits still don’t have a clue what they are talking about."

"Predictably, people are arguing about who has or hasn’t got an Aga and whose dad is more working-class like they’re going to have a fight in the school playground."

"There are still a lot of big questions about what comes next."

Join Commons Confessions as we update throughout the night with all the reactions to the general election results.

"I’m struggling to think of a high point."

"I'm pretty certain it's going to be the worst election I've taken part in, professionally or voluntarily."

"It's the same shit over and over again, nobody can make a decision and everyone in the bubble is sick of the whole thing."