Michael McGrath

Muriel’s 17-Layer Dip: Beans, clams, bacon, aioli, Cajun croutons, pulled dork, dandruff, gravy, goat cheese, shredded Afternoon Yak transcripts, KY Jam, crushed Abilify, Jenga splinters, gauze, Goldfish crackers, Yemen salmon.

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I’d just puked into a giant potted plant in the lobby of the Plaza Hotel, outside Truman’s Black and White. I was looking for a place to stash my now-soiled pocket square and thinking distantly about a palate-cleansing Bellini when some guy I didn’t...

A beat cop jumped out of a hedge holding a sneaker. “We got something!” “Looks like a Skechers Shape-Up,” said Sgt. Wender. Blood dripped from its bloated heel. “Whatever this thing is,” said Lt. Finazzo, “it’s getting stronger. And we’ve only got a...

If you are reading this then you already know: My legacy as a once-in-a-generation literary genius has stood the test of time. My unexpected and politically significant death merely burnished my reputation as an eerily prescient novelist, beloved...