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Patrick O'Dell; Illustration: Kevin "Spanky" Long
The No Photos Issue
Epicly Later’d
I hate kids. I mean, not kids in general, but little clueless turds at the skatepark who wear helmets and ask dumb questions like, "How high can you ollie?" and "Can I have your board?"
Patrick O'Dell; Illustration: Kevin "Spanky" Long
11.1.08