Ravin Samoan

What do you do if your lover wears shirts that declare his love for sluts? What do you do if your DNA won't let you dance? Ms. Samoan has the answers.

Advice on where to shake that thang in the Big Apple, and an answer to the timeless question—do ravers have an expiration date?

What's worse: getting drunk, getting high, or having to be the designated driver? Some navigational tips from Ms. Samoan.

On bad bookings and squirrels with MDMA-related spine problems.

Getting into a K-hole, getting out of one, flirting with DJs... Ravin Samoan dishes out more keen advice in this week's column.

Party tips for ya, free of charge.

"My question is: can I bone a famous DJ?"

Don't let the security man get you down.

Fuzzy boots and afterhours etiquette in this week's column. Email your dilemmas and rants to ravin.samoan@vice.com.

19 tips for surviving festival season with your game on track, not your wig pushed back.

Got a burning question for our That's So Ravin? Email her with your thoughts, dilemmas, and all-out rants at ravin.samoan@vice.com

Got a burning question for Ravin? Email her with your thoughts, dilemmas, and all-out rants at ravin.samoan@vice.com.