Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney, he of the funny tweets and sometime writer of VICE articles, is releasing his first book tomorrow. The book is called Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage. and it is one of the most...

Dear Matt Pike, you are a filthy animal teaching scumbags like me about NOISE. So you want to drink booze? Tough shit. We need your sonic warfare more than you need a particular beverage.

Because you're a personal friend of mine, I wanted to share with you some pickup lines that I've used over the years.

Twitter announced today that it has the technology to censor tweets by country. I like Twitter a lot, so I want to help them test their new feature. Thus, I've compiled a list of my filthiest and most offensive tweets.

People are understandably upset after video emerged of what appears to be U.S. Marines urinating on Afghan corpses. If they're surprised, however, they need to pick up a history book.

Homophobes aren't going to hell, like they often say their perceived opponents are.

Bepenised Texan Rick Perry's been in the news over the last few days for releasing a nakedly bigoted anti-gay ad that he believes will help revive his dying campaign. It won't.

I wish to formally announce that I am suing Kim Kardashian to stop her divorce from Kris Humphries.

You don't have to like it, but much like the sun will come up tomorrow and shine down on your morning boner, Mitt Romney will be the GOP nominee for president.

I would rather my wife see my computer's browser history than the amount of McDonald's visits on my credit card statement.

I grew up in Marblehead, Massachusetts. It's about 40 minutes outside of Boston, on the ocean, and there are a lot of Jewish people doing all kinds of Jewish things all over the place.

Earlier this week, a woman on Twitter wrote me and asked me to sign and retweet a petition to help save St. Mark's Bookshop in New York City's East Village.