Sheree Millington

"I'm a dealer, I break the law all the time."

We asked some people in the street.

Aaliyah said, "Age ain’t nothin’ but a number." She was married at 15 to a much older R. Kelly, so props to her. Most people, no matter how old, would let R. touch them with his pissy stick. Other than R. Kelly, who's the oldest person you'd fuck?

Because everyone wants to talk about it so much right now.

There are black idiots on your bus ride home, too.

Why it's hard to feel sorry for the "Swagger-Jagger" singer.

"Spiders and glass."

Do those with two X chromosomes really have more loyalty to members of their own sex than their Y-chromosomed counterparts? Would you choose your girls over a little rump of man meat? Or would you get stitches for your bitches?

He's sick of Dubstep Forum trolls.

He's sick of Dubstep Forum trolls.

Some billionaire guy from Australia named Clive has called a press conference for this Friday, where it's rumored that he'll reveal his intentions to build a real-life Jurassic Park. So, with hopes running high among the dinosaur-loving community that...

Jam-Rock's Independence celebrations are giving me an identity crisis, so I phoned up my Nana to reconnect with my roots.