Pop Stars
Why I Quit Writing About Star Signs
“When astrology got computerised and went mainstream, anyone could cough up a few bucks and get ‘qualified’ in an online course.”
Why We're Still Obsessed With Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's Marriage
Now that Jessica is coming out with a memoir, there's probably even more gossip to come.
The Cheeky Girls Sent Us a 1500-Word Music Industry Conspiracy Theory
I spent a week trying to track down 2002's biggest one-hit wonders and then shit just got weird, in a really long email.
Your Horoscope According to Your Birth Year's #1 Single: 2002
You never made it as a wise man, and you certainly couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
Your Horoscope According to Your Birth Year's #1 Single: 1996
If you were born in 1996, your Pop Star is "Macarena" by Los Del Rio and it's literally the only reason why you are obsessive, misunderstood, and a trailblazer.
Your Horoscope According to Your Birth Year's #1 Single: 1988
We delve into the very scientific art of deciphering what your birth year's #1 single says about you. First up, 1988, and George Michael's "Faith."
Ariana Grande Isn’t Actually Your Little Plaything
Her mix of childlike cuteness, sex appeal and political engagement confuses the fuck out of people who are stuck in the past.
Why Being Twee Makes So Much Business Sense for Music YouTubers
How acts who make a start on YouTube frame themselves as relatable underdogs—and the fans lap it up.
Behold My Unsolicited Advice on How to Improve Pop Star Perfumes
Turns out celebs made less money from their fragrance endorsements in 2016—but I'm here to help.
A New Dance Show Tackles Pop Culture and Illuminati Mind Control
'MK ULTRA' will feature Lady Gaga designer's costumes and bombard the audience with subliminal messages, politics, and twerking.
The Resurrection of Britney Spears
We love Britney because she was—and remains, for many of us anyway—a symbol of our youth.
How Pop Stars Who Have Worked with Dr. Luke Reacted to Kesha's Lawsuit
Taylor Swift may have donated $250,000 to support Kesha, but many of Dr. Luke's main collaborators—including Ciara and Pitbull—have stayed silent.