Volume 11 Issue 4
Nah To Gals
Even though east London branches of Domino's pizza had a record number of delivery orders on Valentine's Day, the scaredy cat management told all their workers that no delivery men could go anywhere near the tower blocks.
Beats And Rhymes
We've got love and hugs and kisses in spades for Rephlex Records but what the fuck are they doing releasing that Grime compilation?
The Beta Band Are Back
When the Beta Band put out their amazing first three EPs back in 1998, it seemed like they were about to blow bullshit Britpop to pieces and create a musical revolution that would engulf the world and usher in a new age of psychedelia and love.
Freezing In Hell
Cheburashka is a cute little animal-half monkey, half bear-from a 70s Soviet TV animation.
I Hate God
There is no cuter guy than a dirty metal-punk dude from the South with a fuck-off attitude and one of those sinewy, muscle-y white-trash bodies.
The VICE Guide To Cute
I know that Sanrio and pacifiers are raver garbage. I know that all the twee pop and lovecore bands of the mid-90s are counting spare change for Ramen noodles now.