bidet
Once and for All: Is the Tushy Bidet Worth It?
I wasn’t expecting this to be my rectal treatise on bidets, but Tushy made my bum so clean it could whistle.
Backed Hard: The Best Stuff We (Actually) Bought in September
Fall is here, and before we funnel a sixer of pumpkin beer, we’re stocking up on giant bug tweezers, fresh KN95s, and psychedelic cowboy art.
Bidet-Curious? Get Up to $50 Off During Tushy's Huge Sale
The time has come, my sweet. Give your bum the Bellagio waterworks treatment with huge deals on the internet's favorite bidet brand.
This Is How Indians Abroad Clean Their Butts Without Their Beloved Jet Spray
“I sync my pooping schedule with my showers. It’s one step closer to making my buttcrack feel cleaner.”
I Went to a Party for a 'Hip' Bidet and It Made Me Feel Like an Asshole
The celebration of a new toilet attachment had everything—butt massage, nude models, turd-shaped cookies—but subtlety.
I Made My Thanksgiving Guests Review My Robot Toilet
Earlier this year, I was gifted a free top-of-the-line "smart toilet." I invited my Thanksgiving guests to test it out.
Assblaster
You know when you have those shits where there's so much bile and drugs and booze in your system from the night before that your entire anus starts to fall out?