Gregory Pike

Because we have fewer guns, free healthcare, and good manners, Canadians like to think that they’re more civilized than Americans. But on the regular, our polar bear riding, snowmobile crashing, maple syrup-chugging tendencies overtake us, and we are...

Montreal’s Saint Patrick’s Day parade is the oldest celebration of Irish drunkenness in Canada As if wandering the unpredictable and potentially volatile crowds wasn’t scary enough, our friend Taylor decided to crank it up a notch by dropping acid.

On Monday we had a writer talking about how fighting in the NHL is a "disgrace to the game and to Canada." Well, Gregory Pike strongly fucking disagrees.

Post-mortem social media is the new cryogenics.

Yesterday we brought you a song-by-song overview of Stompin' Tom's Canada. Today, Gregory Pike let's you all know why Stompin' Tom Connors was (and will always be) punk as fuck.

Support the legacy of Joey Ramone by bidding on his one-of-a-kind Gingerbread Man costume.

Mac Demarco's guitarist has a brand new band called Homeshake, and we're premiering their video for "Don't Try." It's full of porny Thai ladies.

The brilliant mind who brought us the Segway, a device aimed at eliminating walking, is back to show us how to remove the annoying process of digestion from our everyday lives. Just plug a tube into your "Skin Port," and let this incredibly stupid...

Hockey season, a.k.a. hating season, starts right back up again this Saturday. To celebrate, we brought in Greg, our resident Quebecer hockey nut, to tell you why the Toronto Maple Leafs really suck.

A young lady who disemboweled her dog, killed her cat, and dreams of murdering hobos is now back in society.

An ode to hosers, Canada's most important citizens, and a full year of their hijinks.

We got our friend all hopped up on acid, and took her to a graveyard in Montreal with a professional ghost hunter and a Ouija board.