Toupee
'Trumptendo': All Your Favorite NES Games, Way Worse Hair
Classic Nintendo games modded to put the human Annoying Orange in his place.
A Chat with Janicza Bravo (and Brett Gelman) About Her New Short Starring Michael Cera in a Wheelchair
Janicza’s new short 'Gregory Go Boom' stars Michael Cera as a wheelchair-bound dorkface and Brett Gelman as his older degenerate brother. It’s funny and slightly depressing, and you can watch the whole thing here. A couple weeks back I chatted with J&B...
Good Times
Shit, I’m stressed out. This is probably the most stressed I’ve ever been. And stress is a constant in my life, but usually there’s some sort of break.
Hello Again, Asshole
Fucking Medicine Man. Fucking dumb old hippie buzzard! Telling me shit I could have told myself 100 times.
Janet
I smell my blood. It smells like shit. If a vampire came along he'd probably turn the other way.
Tropical Dream
These photos were found in a Wendy's men's room in Barstow, California, along with additional handwritten chapters from Brett Gelman's novel Toupee.
Bald at the Zoo
They took my toupee. Wouldn't give it back. Pigs never let you have anything you want. That's part of the fun of being a pig. You can take anything you want, and no one can do shit about it. Except richies, but who's rich in the fucking desert?